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Quotes
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Thanks to Clare for most of these quotes.
Amy: "Is it toasted? It sounds like toast."
Mia: "Now I have a partner, I don't need to milk myself."
Pippa: "I'm just going to unzip my legs."
Gemma: "I like that guy's pastiness. Pastiness really does it for me."
Mia: "That's quite a feminine male but I think it might be female."
Amy: "I wouldn't mind if I got guys coming to lick jam off the back of my knees."
Gemma: "Have you seen the pictures on MySpace of me with whipped cream?"
Pippa: "I'd have to lick the footballer's shorts."
Jenny: "Give me two minutes, ten minutes, five minutes to get my clothes."
Pippa: "Do wallabies lay eggs?"
Pippa: "It's so hot my hair is melting."
Emily: "I want to marry Bob for his ducks."
Last but not least -
Sue: "I haven't licked it yet, but it's very hard."
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Conversations with Dutch people.
Pippa: Ik ben een geit. (meaning: I am a goat)
Bob: You speak Dutch with an accent.
Pippa: So? You speak English with an accent.
A Dutch Scout: I don't know how to say in English, that truck is taking the pigs from the farm to become
dinner that we eat.
Pippa: (The Vegan) That's nice.
Pippa: Will you sign my knickers?
Bob: (after seeing my MK painted knickers) We don't wear underwear like that in the Netherlands.
Emily: Most people in England don't wear them either.
Pippa: Ik sprekt niet goed Nederlands. Sprekt uw Engels? (meaning: I don't speak very good Dutch,
do you speak English?)
Shop Assistant: (laughing either at my bad pronounciation or because she appreciated the effort) Yes.
A Crewmember: That smell is the Cow shit.
Helen: In England shit isn't a very nice word. We call it poo or manure.
Crewmember: That smell is the Cow manure.
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